Chyah, she really does.
It's because when I woke up this morning I had this FRIGGIN' EPIC dream last night and I had to go tell ~Fist-o-Falcon about it. She happened to hear it too and she was all "I think you should really lay off the robots for a litte while..."
HELL NO am I gonna listen to her, if watching robots give me dreams this epic I'm gonna watch even MORE!!
K, so here's the dream...
It started off with HUGE EPIC BATTLES between the Autobots and Decepticons around the world (Michael Bay style, LIEK WHOAH!)
BB was in Tokyo, Ratchet was in Paris etc. etc.
Optimus and Megs were fighting at this huge city (Probably New York, I dunno) with explosions and all that sh** everywhere.
And I just happened to be there randomly watching the fight. LMAO, everyone else were running for their lives but I just stood there and enjoyed the show.
Suddenly Optimus and Megatron were on top of this HUGE building where Megs lifted OP up and threw him down the roof pretty far away. Amazingly after OP hit the ground he got up and was perfectly fine. He and Megs then had this epic stare down.
Then they started to run towards each other shouting "FALCOOONNN...!!!"
I was like "Oh sh**, we're all dead"; and hid behind a random bench.
But then MEGS JUST SUDDENLY JUMPED DOWN THE ROOF AND INSTEAD OF SHOUTING 'PUNCH' HE SHOUTED "GLOMP!!!" (with a disturbingly cute voice) AND... ... YEAH, GLOMPED OPTIMUS.
I was like "WTF was that" but the guys just kept fighting on.
Megs was srsly kicking OPs ass and lifted him up again and threw him right at me (he really liked to throw things around...)
OP landed right next to me and was all "Aw sh**, I can't go on anymore..." and I was all "Yeah, this has lasted on long enough..."
Megs' arm suddenly came off and turned into this weird bug-like thing with lots of legs that started to crawl right at me and OP. (It was kinda like that thing from the game 'The Darkness' where you can use one of the black heads to sneak behind people and chew their faces off)
But I just walked calmly right at it and when it was right in front of me I yelled "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!" and it disappeared LoL
I told both Megs and OP that it was TIME-OUT and made them call the other Autobots and Decepticons to take a break. Megs was kinda pissed at listening to a hyuuuman like me but did it anyway.
So we started to talk about all kinds of random sh** and I told them they should really take a time off and, I dunno, get a drink or something.
This apparently was a good idea 'cause we started to look for oil. And what we found was something that made them both REEEAAALLY high.
All the other Autobots and Decepticons showed up too and it became one huge drinking party.
I taught all the guys to drink and all these stupid songs and jokes and... ... (please don't ask) ...Sideswipe and Bonecrusher to fart... (I have no idea where that came from, honestly)
But in the end I got pretty tired and decided to call it a night and went back home.
Which in this case was the Autobot's.
Back there were the female Autobots, Arcee, Chromia, Moonracer and Firestar.
And... for some strange reason they were all wearing these weird matching pyjamas.
They were all covered in BLING and they matched their paintjobs. (Arcee had pink pyjamas, Chromia blue etc. etc.)
But what REALLY creeped me out were these HEARTS on their ASSES with their NAMES on 'em with BLING.
I was all "Whoah, girls, what the f**k are you wearing" but they wouldn't tell me. (Bitches...)
So we started to have all this stupid girl talk for some reason, like, "which of the guys do we like the most", "who is the cutest" etc. etc., effin' stupid.
But then suddenly we started to hear these loud noises from outside and went to the window to take a look.
The guys had come back from their drinking party and MAAAAANNN were they HAMMEEERRREEEDDD.
And for another very strange reason all of their bodies had changed to these very adorable cutesy things yet their heads were still the same.
Optimus had turned into a sun.
Megatron was a Sheep (LMAO BaaFormers!)
And everyone else were stars like in 'Super Mario'
Me and the girls just laughed at them and decided to blackmail them later with pictures.
... ...I woke up. :'DDD